1 00:00:01,150 --> 00:00:04,170 I painted my apartment again I've been living there for years 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,050 The more I painted it, the more frustrated I felt 3 00:00:06,150 --> 00:00:09,390 I look around, thinking "She's a little smaller now." 4 00:00:11,260 --> 00:00:13,870 Because of the thickness of the paint But I'm aware of that 5 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:15,750 It continues to shrink 6 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:18,150 The more you paint it, the closer it gets 7 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,330 I don't know where the wall outlets are 8 00:00:20,540 --> 00:00:23,150 I'm looking for a block with two slits 9 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:27,110 As if a pig was trying to make its way through From the other side 10 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,570 Here is the power cable 11 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:32,640 ...My idea of the perfect room 12 00:00:32,850 --> 00:00:35,660 It's the bridge of Project Starship... 13 00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:39,620 Do you understand me? Big chair Screen, remote control 14 00:00:39,830 --> 00:00:42,650 That's why it was Star Trek She is every man's dream 15 00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:47,240 Wandering in space While you are in your room watching TV 16 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,360 Aliens have always entered 17 00:00:50,570 --> 00:00:53,180 Because Kirk was the only one Who has the big screen 18 00:00:53,390 --> 00:00:56,200 They would come on Friday nights To practice boxing 19 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,720 What did you do? - I straightened my hair - 20 00:01:11,820 --> 00:01:15,050 I think it was a matter of time - I should have done this years ago - 21 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,030 I feel like I have two lives 22 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:20,370 My life before the individual And now I begin the post-individual stage 23 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:23,600 Tell me the truth Have you ever seen a man more handsome than me? 24 00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:26,520 Appearances are tastes 25 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,550 I don't mean to interrupt 26 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:33,090 But my friend is having a banquet For the New York long race 27 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,740 Oh my God I always forget to sign up for that 28 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:42,580 She lives on First Street It has a great view of the race 29 00:01:42,790 --> 00:01:45,390 She said I could invite some friends... Maybe - 30 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,960 No! I won't go there 31 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,610 Harold and Manny 32 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,930 Comrades, comrades 33 00:01:56,030 --> 00:01:57,590 (Jerry) 34 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,830 I put your rent under the door Did you find it? 35 00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:04,580 Jerry, do you want anything? From Mrs. Hadwalker's apartment? 36 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,600 I was just kidding 37 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:10,210 I think I'll give you stuff Mrs. Hadwalker 38 00:02:11,050 --> 00:02:13,130 We have to clean the apartment now 39 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:16,880 Good thing her rent was late Otherwise, it rots there for a month 40 00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:18,760 Mrs. Hadwalker is dead? 41 00:02:18,970 --> 00:02:21,990 , at the age of 94 I found it yesterday 42 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:25,960 She was without her wig It was a scary sight 43 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:30,650 What's wrong with you? I am speaking! 44 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:32,940 Do you know someone who needs an apartment? 45 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:34,820 Do you know my friend Elaine? 46 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:38,050 Yes, I like it Always say hello 47 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:40,660 Wasn't it promised to anyone? You'll have it in a moment 48 00:02:40,970 --> 00:02:44,410 Manny wanted it for his brother. But he was deported 49 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,340 What's the difference? That's right - Isn't it okay then? Can she take it? - 50 00:02:52,550 --> 00:02:56,610 Of course, she can bargain too For only $400 per month 51 00:02:59,010 --> 00:03:00,680 Okay 52 00:03:00,990 --> 00:03:04,330 Okay - What do you think, Harold? - 53 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,660 See Mani Kramer straightened his hair. 54 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:14,340 Thank you 55 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:21,850 What's up? 56 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,540 Nothing matters 57 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,980 What's going on? What is this look? 58 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:32,480 What look? 59 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:34,150 Nothing 60 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:37,690 There is something going on here 61 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:40,200 I don't know if you should sit down Whether or not 62 00:03:40,550 --> 00:03:42,220 Sitting is suitable for cases of fainting 63 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:46,810 But standing is suitable for jumping 64 00:03:46,910 --> 00:03:49,830 I can't tell - Jump? - 65 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:52,440 What are you talking about? Come on, speak up 66 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:55,670 ...Ellen, you know how I am... 67 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,110 I rarely think about myself... 68 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:04,430 My main concern is your safety and happiness Those close to me 69 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:08,390 Sure, it hurts sometimes To give without limits 70 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,850 Please 71 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:13,820 ...What would your response be if I told you that... 72 00:04:15,490 --> 00:04:17,150 You told me what? 73 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:19,660 I found you an apartment In this building 74 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:21,220 No! Yes - 75 00:04:21,430 --> 00:04:23,720 No! you didn't- Yes, I did - 76 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:26,230 She found me an apartment In the building? 77 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:28,310 I found you an apartment In the building 78 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:30,290 How so? - Remember Mrs. Hadwalker? - 79 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,480 The 94-year-old woman That lived above me 80 00:04:33,110 --> 00:04:34,460 No - She died - 81 00:04:34,670 --> 00:04:36,240 She died? - She died! 82 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:37,690 She died! Yes! 83 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:45,200 And the rent is only $400. Unbelievable! 84 00:04:45,930 --> 00:04:48,850 Four hundred a month? Only four hundred a month? 85 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,040 Four hundred per month - I'll be right above you - 86 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,810 Right above me - Directly above you? - 87 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:54,900 Right above me 88 00:04:55,210 --> 00:04:58,130 We will be neighbors I'll be here all the time! 89 00:04:58,650 --> 00:05:00,740 All the time 90 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:03,660 We can swap keys So we can get in and out 91 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,370 That would be great 92 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:09,080 All the time 93 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:13,250 The problem with talking is that no one stops you From uttering wrong words 94 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:15,340 I think life would be better 95 00:05:15,550 --> 00:05:17,730 If it's like you're directing a movie 96 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:21,700 If you make a mistake, someone comes forward And stop the entire shot 97 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,930 Think about the words you wished for To pull it 98 00:05:25,030 --> 00:05:29,310 You are somewhere in the company of people “Oh my God, you look pregnant, is that so?” 99 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,920 Stop filming! 100 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:34,310 This is not true at all 101 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:37,750 Exit and re-enter again Let's redo the whole scene again 102 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,470 “Adulterate your words, people 103 00:05:40,990 --> 00:05:43,590 Thanks, bye, Donna 104 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:48,290 What happened? - You won't believe what I did - 105 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,160 What did you do? - I can tell you - 106 00:05:50,370 --> 00:05:52,770 But you won't believe it This is unbelievable 107 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:54,960 How did you do that? - Did what? - 108 00:05:55,170 --> 00:05:57,770 I told Ellen there was an apartment available In my building 109 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,800 You will move - Elaine, are you moving into your building? 110 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:04,340 Yes, right above me. Directly above you? - 111 00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:06,850 You two will be neighbors. I know, Garan. 112 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,140 Is it directly above you? - Right above me - 113 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,540 How do you do it? - Because I'm stupid - 114 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,830 You think yourself stupid But with all due respect 115 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,020 I am stupider than you 116 00:06:16,130 --> 00:06:18,940 Don't worry, my friend Remember who you are talking to 117 00:06:19,050 --> 00:06:20,710 No one is stupider than me 118 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:23,010 Have you ever asked an ex-girlfriend? Moving into your building? 119 00:06:23,220 --> 00:06:26,350 Have you ever spent a week on vacation? Alone in the Poconos Mountains? 120 00:06:26,550 --> 00:06:29,160 She's in my building And directly above me 121 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:32,390 Every time I entered I had to sneak around like a cat 122 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:35,420 You are mortal You will only have sex in your girlfriends' apartments 123 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,070 It will be a constant journey Forget home advantage 124 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:43,340 But I need that edge... Of course, we all need it. 125 00:06:43,450 --> 00:06:47,100 Come in for a couple of minutes, sit with me. I was just there, that's embarrassing. 126 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,390 Who will know? 127 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:53,250 Everyone saw me coming out - 2 minutes - 128 00:06:57,830 --> 00:06:59,920 My surveillance system is down 129 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:03,670 You know that man on your mind? Who alerts you to all your sayings? 130 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:08,050 Went for coffee And at that moment he ruined my life 131 00:07:08,370 --> 00:07:10,240 My sergeant resigned two years ago 132 00:07:10,350 --> 00:07:13,790 Join a clinic And emotionally tired 133 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,500 Is there any way out? Who is this predicament? 134 00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:17,750 Dilemma 135 00:07:17,850 --> 00:07:20,980 The water pressure is terrible in my building She likes an easy shower 136 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:24,420 I haven't heard of anyone turning down an apartment Due to weak water 137 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:26,610 If bathing is crucial to them Maybe they did 138 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:30,260 With that rent, you might as well shower inside the toilet If necessary 139 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,180 Look at this woman Who feeds her child 140 00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:37,040 With this disgusting cheap fatty meat 141 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,130 Isn't this a violation of children's rights? 142 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:40,790 I would like to have children 143 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,380 But of course you have to date Woman first 144 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,570 Remember my friend Adam from Detroit? 145 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:50,390 Yes, the flat-headed man. His head is cubic - 146 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,580 Anyway, he got married six months ago 147 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,450 Since he wore the ring 148 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:56,850 Women flock to him From all directions 149 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:00,500 I heard that about the wedding ring. I wonder if that's true - 150 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:03,730 That would be an interesting social experience 151 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:06,760 For your information, Kramer has his father's ring He may lend it to you 152 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,560 Thank you very much I will return it in a week 153 00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:19,170 I wonder why you're wearing that ring 154 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:22,090 I told you, wear earrings 155 00:08:22,190 --> 00:08:23,750 or series - I won't do that - 156 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:27,720 Wow, you're crazy You are a handsome man 157 00:08:27,930 --> 00:08:29,910 Why do you want to walk? like this? 158 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:33,450 I'll put half a packet of straightening powder On my head like you 159 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:41,170 I told you I hate these sponges They are very small 160 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,040 I want a big sponge! 161 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,950 You cannot remove anything No absorption 162 00:08:48,470 --> 00:08:50,860 Comrades, comrades 163 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,950 Hello Jerry 164 00:08:53,050 --> 00:08:55,040 Hello Jerry 165 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:58,790 Okay 166 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:00,980 Okay 167 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:04,210 Your girlfriend can't take the apartment 168 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,130 What? - Because someone proposed to Manny... 169 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:10,050 Five thousand dollars for an apartment... 170 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,450 I don't want to do this But Manny wants 171 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:16,520 Because this is the truth Why don't I tell him? 172 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:19,540 I understand You are a businessman 173 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,000 Okay, okay 174 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:30,900 He now says that if your friend pays 5 thousand The apartment is hers 175 00:09:31,010 --> 00:09:32,260 That's a big amount 176 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:36,330 But if that's how things go So be it 177 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:42,270 You know, I always thought ...that the universe 178 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:46,340 It is a series of random events... And chaos 179 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:51,970 But now I realize that there is Wisdom behind everything 180 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:53,740 What happened to you? 181 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,560 Religion, my friend This is what happened to me 182 00:09:57,700 --> 00:10:01,040 ...Because now I know Elaine's going to take it 183 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:05,420 The amount of 5 thousand dollars... To get the apartment 184 00:10:05,630 --> 00:10:09,070 Five thousand dollars? She doesn't have $5,000 185 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,880 Of course she doesn't have- So she can't get the apartment - 186 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:13,550 You won't get it - won't move - 187 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,320 No transfer 188 00:10:15,430 --> 00:10:18,240 See? Everything is part of a sacred plan 189 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:22,210 How is this baldness? Part of the plan? 190 00:10:25,330 --> 00:10:27,630 Ellen)?)- Yes - 191 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,590 Okay 192 00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:34,820 This requires enormous acting abilities 193 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:36,800 I have to pretend to be disappointed 194 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,450 Now you'll see me as a phony I hope you can bear it 195 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:42,120 You have to go to the other room 196 00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:44,620 Are you kidding? I lie every moment of my life 197 00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:47,130 My whole life is a lie 198 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,050 Because I love Elaine - Of course - 199 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,590 But it is not in the building 200 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:57,240 I feel guilty about this My intentions were good 201 00:10:57,450 --> 00:10:59,120 What should I do? Tell me 202 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:02,450 No, bye 203 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:09,960 Have you ever woken up in the morning? And did you feel the greatness of life? 204 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:15,180 And every soul is a blessing from God 205 00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:24,350 Before I forget 206 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:29,570 I have rent for the first and last month And security deposit 207 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,530 $75 left In my account 208 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,910 There's a little problem 209 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,100 I know, the water taps are weak 210 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,330 I thought about that I'll shower normally 211 00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:46,770 Winston Churchill said: “Why do you stand when you can sit?” 212 00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:48,860 Maybe I'll buy some rubber ducks 213 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:56,050 No, someone offered 5 grand Opposite the apartment 214 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:58,140 They don't mind handing you the apartment 215 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,160 But only if you pay That amount 216 00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:04,180 Five thousand dollars? 217 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,210 I don't have 5 thousand dollars. I know - 218 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:10,020 How can I get 5 thousand dollars? 219 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,420 I have no idea 220 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,340 Hello, my new neighbor! 221 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:17,840 I won't move 222 00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:21,070 What? - They want 5 thousand dollars! 223 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,520 What's the problem? 224 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,810 I don't have $5,000 225 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:29,940 For your sake! You can collect $5,000! 226 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:33,590 Jerry, can't you lend it? Five thousand dollars? 227 00:12:33,690 --> 00:12:35,150 Come on 228 00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:38,180 ...Well, I didn't... I mean 229 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,260 Do you want to borrow that? 230 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,700 No, that's a lot of money 231 00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:46,200 Lend her the money You can bear it 232 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,600 She doesn't want to borrow money 233 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:52,770 Come on, she'll pay you back What is the value of 5 thousand between friends? 234 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,750 Of course I will pay you back - I know - 235 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,050 So what's the problem? 236 00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:59,240 Who said there is a problem? - See? - 237 00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:01,950 He said he would loan you the money - ...but Jerry... 238 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,560 It may take time In paying the debt 239 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:07,060 Maybe a few years How do you feel about that? 240 00:13:07,270 --> 00:13:10,290 It's okay, he doesn't mind 241 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:15,190 Just so you know, sometimes money matters Between friends 242 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,900 Stop nonsense! Let me think about it - 243 00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:22,280 What are you thinking? - I don't know, 5 thousand? - 244 00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:24,580 Let me take another look at it 245 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:35,110 It would have been over 246 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,190 Under control, completely finished 247 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:41,050 Five thousand, how can she get that? She doesn't have 5 thousand 248 00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:43,340 It's over, goodbye, you're gone 249 00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:46,060 Then you enter Why don't you lend her 5 thousand?" 250 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:50,230 What's your concern? "Give her 5 thousand!" 251 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,670 Didn't you want her in the building? - Yes, I didn't want that - 252 00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:57,730 Why did you lend her the 5,000 then? 253 00:13:58,050 --> 00:14:00,030 You probably won't take the money 254 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,160 She said she would think about it 255 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:07,120 People don't refuse money This is what separates us from animals 256 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:11,080 I don't understand the problem with having it In the building 257 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,900 Let me explain something to you 258 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,090 You see 259 00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:18,590 You are not normal 260 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:24,220 You are a nice person and I love you But you are an animal 261 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,510 On the other hand, I am a human being 262 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,020 Sometimes I feel upset and annoyed 263 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:33,190 Even sensitive in certain situations With other people 264 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:36,310 You won't understand - Yes, because I'm an animal - 265 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,320 I'll take it! 266 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:42,880 Nope 267 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,680 Hello, Elaine. Hello, Roxanne. 268 00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:54,560 I'm glad to be here These are my two friends 269 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:55,920 This is George 270 00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:57,480 This is Jerry... Hello - 271 00:14:57,690 --> 00:14:59,880 Jerry was the one who got me the apartment. 272 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,220 So you're Elaine's hero 273 00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:05,090 This is my main concern 274 00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:08,640 There are few heroes in the world 275 00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:12,080 My wife couldn't come 276 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:17,190 There was a problem with her mother Who knows what's wrong with her? 277 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,900 Don't let anyone fool you 278 00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:21,880 That's cruel 279 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:28,450 We have to store some carbohydrates Before the race 280 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:33,660 Isn't the race great? - Yes, especially for those who do not participate in it - 281 00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:36,580 I wish we had a view of the finish line. And what will we see in the end? 282 00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:39,920 A woman from Norway A man from Kenya, and 20,000 losers 283 00:15:42,630 --> 00:15:45,970 My wife started complaining Of the grass today 284 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,990 She never stops complaining 285 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,810 Is she here? - No, it works - 286 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,160 What is her job? 287 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:59,630 She's an entomologist Bees, flies, mosquitoes 288 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,300 What about you? 289 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,110 I work for a yard manager Madison Park 290 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:07,760 I can get free tickets For any event in New York 291 00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:13,290 She's one lucky woman, by the way Enjoy the race 292 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:16,000 ...but 293 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:18,810 Hey, Stan, Joan, come in 294 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,420 Jerry, this is Joan. This is Stan 295 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:24,340 They are with us in the short stories section 296 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:28,200 Jerry got me a nice apartment. In his building 297 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:32,060 Jerry, it's nice to have a best friend. In the neighborhood 298 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:34,870 It's great - She can visit you whenever she wants. 299 00:16:34,970 --> 00:16:36,230 I know 300 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:39,460 She doesn't even have to knock on the door. This is amazing - 301 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,900 Any time of the day - I'm in heaven - 302 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,780 Rita, come on. 303 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:48,320 This is Jerry He's the one who brought me the apartment 304 00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:49,680 Hello 305 00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:54,890 Bob, this is the man. Who brought her the apartment 306 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:02,810 Sorry, I don't see greatness On being a bullfighter 307 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,630 The bull attacks you, so you remove the cover 308 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,610 What's hard about that? 309 00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:10,740 Are you really married? 310 00:17:10,950 --> 00:17:15,330 I heard that there are single men They wear the ring to attract women 311 00:17:17,930 --> 00:17:22,310 He must be a loser Who does something like this? 312 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,610 This is unfortunate 313 00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:28,150 Because I'm attracted to bald men People with glasses 314 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:36,490 Here are the runners, everyone 315 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,480 Sorry 316 00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:44,210 There's something between you and Roxanne Right? 317 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:46,190 Not quite - Really? - 318 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,690 It looks from afar As if you were after it 319 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,610 I am a man It always seems like this 320 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,430 Because I was thinking 321 00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:58,600 Do you worry about finding our livelihood? ...in one building 322 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:02,250 From our freedom?... 323 00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:05,590 Because I'm worried about it happening Some situations 324 00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:08,190 Where one of us comes home Accompanied by someone 325 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,170 This may cause discomfort 326 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,090 But as long as you don't mind I don't mind 327 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,140 I could never stay With one person 328 00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:23,730 ...I can pursue serious relationships 329 00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:26,860 That lasts for years... 330 00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:28,320 It's unfortunate that you are married 331 00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:33,220 I am not married 332 00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:37,910 This is just a social experiment - Please - 333 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:52,090 You have no idea what idiocy is 334 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:56,260 Ellen gave me the chance to escape I didn't take it 335 00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:58,240 That's stupid 336 00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:00,330 Is this true? 337 00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:06,270 I wasted the opportunity of a lifetime From intercourse without feeling guilty 338 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:11,380 And floor seating for every arena event Madison Park 339 00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:14,720 Some respect please 340 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:20,240 Because I, Costanza, am the king of fools 341 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:24,410 You are all victorious! 342 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,250 But suddenly a new candidate comes along 343 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,030 George, I didn't sleep at all last night. 344 00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:39,120 I decided I had to tell her 345 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,720 I have to be honest Nothing but 346 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:44,020 Yes, I'm nervous 347 00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:46,620 Are you listening to me? 348 00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:51,320 Put some soap on it And it will slide completely off 349 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:53,920 Then try auto oil 350 00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:57,360 I will talk to you after I talk to her 351 00:19:58,090 --> 00:19:59,870 Okay 352 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,000 It's taken care of 353 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,600 It's fine 354 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,040 What order? - (Ellen) - 355 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,130 What are you talking about? 356 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:15,300 I found someone willing to pay 10 thousand Dollars for the apartment 357 00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:17,180 What?! Unbelievable 358 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:19,260 Ten thousand? - -Cash! 359 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:22,290 Who pays such an amount? - He works in the music business - 360 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:26,460 Elaine would never borrow that amount. Oh, crap, Kramer 361 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,270 This is beautiful I think I'm in the right place now 362 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,840 Ellen won't move. 363 00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:35,630 I don't have to face it She didn't know that I didn't want her to move 364 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,880 I am in the best condition 365 00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:40,640 Sometimes I like to help people 366 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:54,190 You're right, it's loud. This is unbearable - 367 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,380 Do they train all the time? - all the time - 368 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:59,510 I went up to them six times They refused to stop 369 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,160 I can't live like this I don't know what to do, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown 370 00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:05,870 Can't you do something? - I won't go up - 371 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,850 It stinks in there - Manny?) - 372 00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:16,610 I wasn't the one who allowed them to play Until eleven 373 00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:18,170 It makes its own laws 374 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:21,720 Too bad, if I lived upstairs When I heard a whisper from me 375 00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:25,060 I am quiet as a mouse 376 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,540 I love the next song 377 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,790 ...what to do when your neighbor issues... 378 00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:35,380 Noise at three in the morning?... 379 00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:38,300 Can you knock on his house? And ask him to calm down? 380 00:21:38,510 --> 00:21:40,700 In doing so, you change your image In front of yourself 381 00:21:40,910 --> 00:21:43,720 Have I become Fred Mertz? What's happening to me? 382 00:21:43,930 --> 00:21:47,890 Am I one of those who silence people? I was never like that 383 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,440 Many are calling for silence Theaters, they always do 384 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:56,440 That doesn't work No one knows its source 385 00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:59,260 They hear “Did someone say shhh?” “I think someone told me to shut up 386 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,700 Some people you can't silence There is always a certain group 387 00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:05,410 They are talking And everyone around them demands that they remain silent 388 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:08,850 They refuse to be silent They are the ones who do not remain silent